by Kharo ‘The Loppster’ Haddakus
Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped-turned upside down, and I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Ul’Dah
In Western La Noscea born and raised, on the Tidegate is where I spent most of my days. Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
When a couple of guys who were up to no good, started letting fishbacks in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
she said “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Ul’Dah!”
I whistled for a ‘van and when it came near, the choco was named Fresh and it had dice in the rear.
If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “Nah, forget it” – “Yo, holmes to Ul’Dah!”
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I smelled to the porter “Yo holmes smell ya later!” I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there!
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Ul’Dah.